The Inflatable Husband

Don’t worry, this page is free of husband bashing!

This story follows twenty-five year old Emma, fed up with her stagnant career, love life and a history of mediocre diets, she decides to overhaul her life to bag her ‘Christian Grey’. After reading too many erotic novels, Emma decides that no man short of one straight from a fiction novel can make her happy. There is very strict criteria: money, muscles, manly – and absolutely no chasing PT’s from the local gym.

But, the more she looks, and tries out, and test drives, the more she begins to wonder…  the only way for her to find her perfect man might be to remove him from the box, place those lips on the nozzle and give it a good, hard, blow!

The book follows her comedic journey of battling gymbo’s, career advancements, horse betting and alpha hunting in a variety of locations. I imagine it is something like a Scottish Bridget Jones, on some kind of illegal drug.

Bridget Jones, meet Emma Anderson.

Little tasters from the book will be coming out in my blogs, the first is already there in ‘Have you ever imagined you’re a doorbell’ from 30th of July.

As soon as it’s ready to face the world, you’ll be the first to know!

xo